LOL!!!

This new SNL cast has got some great gems! Check this one out:

Sofa King

Survivor Finale

Heads up: This Sunday is the Survivor: Fiji finale at 8:00. Hence, we shall be ending promptly at 7:55. Those of you who wish to stay and cheer on Yao Man, Boo, or Earl are welcome. All others will be shunned.

Ode to GameNight(tm)

Gentlemen, I give you my ode to GameNight(tm), in Haiku form:

Fingers are cramping;
Eyes are dry from not blinking;
Now I have to pee.

Mothers' Day 2007(tm)

So, Mothers' Day is this Sunday. I know she's my mom, but I thought I'd see if you guys were interested in doing anything special for our hostess in honor of the occasion (e.g. flowers, dinner, a new car, whatever). Ideas are welcome. If we can't agree on anything, we can at least all give her a hug or something. Any thoughts?

-Adam

Doug TenNapel Update

I found some of the following info on Doug TenNapel's latest comic book:

Story DOUG TENNAPEL Art & Cover DOUG TENNAPEL
192 PAGESBWJULY 11$17.99
Down-on-his-luck Mafioso, Eddie Paretti is so desperate for cash he’s agreed to steal a dead body from his own mob boss! Things only get worse when he discovers the body isn’t human!
With few options and fewer people he can trust, Eddie calls on the man who raised him, Father McHugh. The priest tells Eddie that the body was stolen from his monastery by the Mafia. Father McHugh is accompanied by a beautiful woman Eddie swears looks just like a stripper he once fell in love with named Black Cherry.
Blending crime thriller with TENNAPEL’s utterly breath-taking brushwork, BLACK CHERRY is delicious.
RETAILER WARNING: MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR ALL AGES